Alone In The Database

One day she called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned- frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. 

She pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. 

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door...I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

 

Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said,

"We Are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

 

And the moral of this story is.....

 

ALWAYS keep your condoms in your car!

Over the past few weeks I have received many funny images/jokes and
have emailed them to friends who I thought shared a similar sense of humor.
 

Unfortunately, I seem to have upset a few people and received criticism
for being sexist and shallow. If you feel that way, I would like to
apologize and demonstrate my willingness to change.

From now on I will try to send only pictures of old monuments, nature
and other cultural sights which are educational or of historical
significance.