Alone In The Database

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing. You're

okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the internet

all night. You hear her stumble into bed around four and laugh knowing she's

going to have a monster hangover. You wake up the next morning and

go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night.... You sigh in

relief because it's all in one piece.... You circle the car looking for

dents and find none.... buuuuuuut......................... ............

............. ... Wait a minute....